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    purplehairandgranitephone:

    the-dapper-doll:

    Oh yeah, we’ll soak it in a bit of whiskey and light it. Fastest way to get a fire started.They can also be used as doorstops, a bowling ball, a bootscrapper and speed bumps. My Dad and I are always coming up with different ways to use them.

    I imagine the town was once like that long ago. I should be so grateful. I think the first meme I saw on this site was that ‘Stairs’ joke. ’ I warned you about stairs, bro’ and for some reason that was so random it was kind of funny. Pfft, I’ve seen so many good ’ steal his/her look’ things lately.

    Bowling ball? Doesn’t that mean you have to carve it into a sphere? Or do you guys get different shaped ones every year and that one happened to be a wheel thing?

    I’m pretty sure that’s a comic reference, actually, so I do know where that one came from. I think my favorite part of the “steal his/her look” meme is the way people put fucking ridiculous prices on shit and add designer names to it. “Gucci plastic spoons” for that little kid who blocks out the haters… fuck.

    Exactly like wheels, we sometimes get them in round tins.

    I’ve seen Coco Chanel toothpicks I think.

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    PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU ARE 18+

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    beleznegra:

    Just a little treat for the fans of the last Unicorn.

    (including me) XD

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    kevinbolk:

A little holiday treat from me to you, art based on one of my favorite Christmas specials, Rankin Bass’ “Jack Frost.”

    kevinbolk:

    A little holiday treat from me to you, art based on one of my favorite Christmas specials, Rankin Bass’ “Jack Frost.”

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    purplehairandgranitephone:

    the-dapper-doll:

    I could introduce him to the concept, though I don’t know if he’ll get the connection between a plant and kisses, he already kisses me without it. If you really think bout there’s lot that we do that’s kind of weird. Like fruitcake. The only thing it’s good for is letting it dry out and use it as a spare log in the fireplace.

    Sheesh I…I’m not THAT desperate. I don’t just hit on anything with two legs and a…p..pocket of cash. Even though the selection here is like really limited.

    Where did that meme even come from? Skeleton war? It was funny/strange before but now it’s everywhere and annoying. I never got the whole ‘it’s a mystery’ thing either, I thought it was some kind of virus.

    That’s one tradition my family avoids. Dad doesn’t like wasting food, and he’s /really/ against us eating things with a shit ton of preservatives, so he doesn’t even try getting fruitcake or asking relatives to send them to us. Although that spare log idea sounds fucking amazing. Probably smells a hell of a lot better than it tastes at that point.

    Welcome to small town living, Ricks. At least you don’t live on a farm. Then you’d have to take hour long drives into town before you saw someone you weren’t related to.

    I have no fucking clue. Hell, I don’t even think I saw it going around before this year. Half the time I see these things is after they have a shit ton of parodies going around, so I don’t understand or appreciate most memes on this place. Except the “steal her/his look” things. Those are fucking hilarious.

    Oh yeah, we’ll soak it in a bit of whiskey and light it. Fastest way to get a fire started.They can also be used as doorstops, a bowling ball, a bootscrapper and speed bumps. My Dad and I are always coming up with different ways to use them.

    I imagine the town was once like that long ago. I should be so grateful. I think the first meme I saw on this site was that ‘Stairs’ joke. ’ I warned you about stairs, bro’ and for some reason that was so random it was kind of funny. Pfft, I’ve seen so many good ’ steal his/her look’ things lately.

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    Anonymous said: You + the Hide Behind make a cute couple. Gotta love them tall, gangly fellows, amiright?

    myparasiticeye:

    the-dapper-doll:

    the-dapper-doll:

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    The Hide Behind? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of him. I don’t think I’d like someone who’s always hiding though, I mean I would like to be seen in public with my new beau.

    Less said about him the better. I mean, he’s okay from afar for me, but when he’s like right there, in your face, talking like the demonic carsalesmen he is, yeah…

    I honestly wish I knew enough magic to get him out of you, Dips. Because I’d rid you of him right outta there, maybe put him in a different form or something since I’m kind of not allowed to harm any supernatural creatures. Oh and, you told me a secret, here’s mine. I’m a witch.

    Yeah?  Imagine having him in your head!  Commenting about your every action.  Even when I dream he’s there with own little commentary.  He’s…not very powerful so he can’t do too much…usually.  But still.  What I wouldn’t give for some peace and quiet.

    Oh…a witch, huh?  You’re not the hand stealing type are you?  

    Oh man that asshole. I’m really sorry, Dips. You’re pretty tough to be able to handle it so far though, I think anyone would’ve gone totally insane in your situation.

    Ew hands? No, I guess I’m more of an elemental type, I’m still coming into my abilities, I don’t know which category I fall under just yet.

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    purplehairandgranitephone:

    the-dapper-doll:

    It’s also more accessible for him, because it’ll be EVERYWHERE, most of the town will be into the holiday spirit so he can feel included.

    Well…maybe? Come on I gotta keep my options open for potencial dates, I want to walk into the place with a guy in arm. I can’t do that when I got a guy…in…arm. Okay maybe I’ll just set aside a day for him and me to go gift shopping.

    Maybe bath fizzes or crayons or something. I dunno. It’s baths for now because I can make sure he’s sitting in there, as opposed to just letting the water run in the shower and tricking me into thinking he’s clean. And all this talk about the holidays makes me want to hop on Youtube and watch some old stuff now.

    Just make sure you give him warnings first. You know, make it so he doesn’t think he’s being assaulted if someone tries to kiss him when he walks under a mistletoe. Last thing you need is for him to punch out some little kid because they’re trying to spread holiday cheer.

    You can totally go one day without trying to think about flirting with every nice looking boy you see, dude. Hell, with your luck it’ll actually keep you from accidentally picking the wrong one just because they have a good smile or walk or whatever. 

    Do it, Ricks. Get into the wrong holiday spirit and Christmas-ify your blog while everyone else brings out the shitty as fuck skeleton memes and that “it’s a mystery” shit I’ve never clicked on.

    I could introduce him to the concept, though I don’t know if he’ll get the connection between a plant and kisses, he already kisses me without it. If you really think bout there’s lot that we do that’s kind of weird. Like fruitcake. The only thing it’s good for is letting it dry out and use it as a spare log in the fireplace.

    Sheesh I…I’m not THAT desperate. I don’t just hit on anything with two legs and a…p..pocket of cash. Even though the selection here is like really limited.

    Where did that meme even come from? Skeleton war? It was funny/strange before but now it’s everywhere and annoying. I never got the whole ‘it’s a mystery’ thing either, I thought it was some kind of virus.

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    Anonymous said: You + the Hide Behind make a cute couple. Gotta love them tall, gangly fellows, amiright?

    myparasiticeye:

    the-dapper-doll:

    the-dapper-doll:

    image

    The Hide Behind? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of him. I don’t think I’d like someone who’s always hiding though, I mean I would like to be seen in public with my new beau.

    Depends on who I tell, because I can count several people on both hands who will belie …

    Oh well gee, that’s such a nice thing to hear from someone nicknamed DIPPER. And for your information yes, that’s kind of a tradition in my family.

    Sigh. Demons.

    Nope, that doesn’t surprise me a bit, all the Pines I know seem to have history with demons, especially ones called Bill Cipher. Having met a Bill I can definitely relate to just how aggravating he is.

    It’s a nickname, actually!  Yes, my parents actually DO NOT hate me!  Isn’t that amazing?  Hey, as a fellow bad name beholder, I feel your pain, America.

    Bill…yeah.  He’s something special alright.

    Less said about him the better. I mean, he’s okay from afar for me, but when he’s like right there, in your face, talking like the demonic carsalesmen he is, yeah…

    I honestly wish I knew enough magic to get him out of you, Dips. Because I’d rid you of him right outta there, maybe put him in a different form or something since I’m kind of not allowed to harm any supernatural creatures. Oh and, you told me a secret, here’s mine. I’m a witch.

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    purplehairandgranitephone:

    the-dapper-doll:

    We do the whole gift giving and feast thing during the first week  of Winter Solstice, it’s a Pagan tradition on my Dad’s side, it’s more private and somber though. On my mom’s side they had a huge Christmas party, I think he’ll like that more. The ornament idea is perfect for both holidays, there’s something called the Yule Goat, which is a little goat made of straw and cute ribbons, but he can make his own out of felt and stuff. I’m trying to get him to use his hands more.

    I dunno about the mall, last time I took him he scared off a lot of potential dates. Funny you should mention gardening, he seems to be into plants, one of the maids saw him operating the hose in the atrium, which scared me a bit but he was using it just fine. Now if I can find something to get him to take more baths, then that will be a miracle.

    Definitely go with the Christmas party for his first experience if you can. We don’t celebrate any Hindu stuff in winter because Dad’s not into the modern holidays, so we’re all super into the decorations and bright lights and spending lots of time with family. Also, that Yule Goat sounds fucking adorable and I really hope he likes making his own. If he /really/ likes it then you can get him all sorts of craft shit for his presents.

    Well, you’re not going there to be on the prowl or whatever. You’ll be making the trip for Gomps. He shouldn’t be all protective and shit if you guys are just window shopping.

    As far as taking baths, I don’t really know how to encourage that aside from trying to make them fun. You know, adding rubber duckies and shit like that. But that takes up a lot of time and I don’t know how clean baths really are compared to showers.

    It’s also more accessible for him, because it’ll be EVERYWHERE, most of the town will be into the holiday spirit so he can feel included.

    Well…maybe? Come on I gotta keep my options open for potencial dates, I want to walk into the place with a guy in arm. I can’t do that when I got a guy…in…arm. Okay maybe I’ll just set aside a day for him and me to go gift shopping.

    Maybe bath fizzes or crayons or something. I dunno. It’s baths for now because I can make sure he’s sitting in there, as opposed to just letting the water run in the shower and tricking me into thinking he’s clean. And all this talk about the holidays makes me want to hop on Youtube and watch some old stuff now.

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My name's America Northwest, but call me Ricky or Erica please, and yes I'm distantly related to my cousin Pacifica, but I'm not anything like her. Currently I'm trying to intern in the Gravity Falls Museum, putting my love for history to work, namely the 20s. Feel free to ask me anything you'd like to know. (( This is a Gravity Falls RP blog for an Modern AU Ricky from mairzydozydiveydoats' fanfic His Name Was Billy Mischief
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